Troll. I am the Troll and I'll trick you if I can. I am
of the earth and I deal in earth's illusions. Just like a game of poker,
play your cards straight and choose wisely my friend. I could bury you
in worldly debt in an instant if you don't watch out. Remember the meaning
behind the material things. I'll put the things in your way, don't trip
over them. Look behind and over the Things to pick out what they mean
so you can proceed or you'll get caught in my trap. I'll mire you in muck
and attach your ball and chain. If you heed my warning and understand
me, you can use your wealth to advantage, if not, misery may befall you.
But I am also a gambler and I can take your Things away. Be sure to label
them and make them Your Things so that they stay with you and don't follow
me. Pay attention to your Things, lest I make them a better offer.